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Can you yell "Movie!" in a crowded firestation? |
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Waiter, there's no fly in my soup!
- Kermit the Frog |
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I have a PBS mind in a MTV world. |
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You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
* Geri Jewell |
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TODAY ON JERRY SPRINGER: "Today's shocking episode will shock you and fill you with utter contempt. A Couple who love each other and remain completely faithful!" |
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Bad habbits are like X-men. They die hard and are easily brought back to life. |
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
--Will Rogers |
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"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
--George Bernard Shaw |
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-- Jeff Bridges |
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfield |
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