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Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them. |
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It's amazing what a man can accomplish when he's not worried about who will get the credit. |
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THE BILL OF RIGHTS
(Void where prohibited by law) |
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GUN CONTROL: A solution in search of a problem. |
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Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it's an improvement upon the silence. |
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
--Will Rogers |
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. |
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Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -- Robin Williams |
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"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
- Rev. Jesse Jackson |
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) |
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